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Middle Age Transsexual Theme Song

by Polythene Pam

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Are you a middle age transsexual? Do you have a theme song? No?? Well, you definitely need to listen! And once you've got the melody, sing along! Sing it from the rooftops! Scream it to the world! Be proud of who you are!

(...and no, this isn't a joke. We're loud, proud, and trans!)

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Everybody’s got a theme song
so why don’t we?
So I sat down to write a theme song
for girls like me.

It’s about our double lives
And the things that make us sigh
So let the anthem ring
‘cause we were born to sing

Middle age transsexual theme song

You know I got a lot of quirks
But I got a cooch that kinda works
As long as I’ve got an hour
And my batteries have got enough power
I could sing about menopause
I got the symptoms but a diff’rent cause
And even though it’s not my jam
I still need to have a mammogram

I missed out on young and pretty
But at least I can afford some titties
I guess that's just my thing
‘cause we were born to sing

Middle age transsexual theme song

Never had kids never will
‘cause I got no ovaries
Moot question at this point
Since I’m forty-three
Last night i woke up screamin’
I almost had a heart attack
Cause in the middle of sleepin’
I had a dream that it grew back

I hope it doesn't sound too crass, but
When I get a finger in my ass
It’s only to examine my prostate
I hope that you can relate

Middle age transsexual theme song

credits

released July 14, 2018
Anna Dickinson - guitar, vocals
Coda Gardner - drums, vocals
Jenn Olson-Cuddigan - tambourine, kazoo
Forrest Bajbek - bass

Kelley Coyne - audio engineering, mixing, and mastering
Recorded at Women's Audio Mission, in San Francisco, CA USA

Special thanks to Laura Riccio for lyrical inspiration!

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Polythene Pam San Francisco, California

Polythene Pam are an upbeat, whimsical, queer Americana girl band. Take the quirky nerdery of They Might Be Giants, the old school country twang of Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash, and the rock attitude of the Violent Femmes. Shake well, add a sardonic sense of humor, and you’ve got Polythene Pam. ... more

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